Quote for the day: Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

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101 Ways To Annoy People.......

[ I'm only going to do 10 at a time ] 1-10





1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.


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The Hoidays....

I have been extremely busy this past week, non-stop get up and go. Especially sense the holidays are just around the corner, how does one know? Because all your favorite radio stations start playing Christmas songs All-Day-Long [ AARRGGHH!!] and the streets seem more crowded then usual. Don’t get me wrong I love the festivity of the holidays just as much as the next guy .Just not the crazy wacko's that comes out with it.

Now I understand why this is made to be the brightest holiday, because if it were not all hell would break lose. The apocalypse would rise and chaos in the form of the fury depths of hell would consume us! Oh wait this is Christmas I’m taking about? [look’s back up through writing] yep! The apocalypse.

But despite my blundering sarcasm of the worst holiday ever, it does have it's good. Like the cozy warm fire’s and coming together as family. Making cute little snowmen and … ok I’m not getting all mushy now. Just wanted to say I hope every body survives this holiday season and gets everything they wish for…well maybe not everything. I’m still waiting for my wrapped up Muraki/Tsuzuki under the Christmas tree naked

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I stole this from

and now I'm giving it to all my friends on DA. You can comment on it if you like or steal it for yourself.

01. Who are you?

02. Are we friends?

03. When and how did we meet?

04. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.

05. Describe me in one word.

06. What was your first impression?

07. Do you still think that way about me now?

08. What reminds you of me?

09. If you could give me anything what would it be?

10. How well do you know me?

11. When's the last time you saw me?

12. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?

13. Are you going to post this in your journal and see what I say about you?


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